Two Guys Walking Their Dogs

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Ernroe, Nov 12, 2023.

  1. Ernroe

    Ernroe Mega Poster

    Two friends were walking their dogs in Central Park in NYC. One had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. At the the end of the walk the German Shepherd guy suggested they go to a local bar and have a drink. The Chihuahua guy says "NYC prohibits dogs in bars and restaurants". The German Shepherd guy says
    "just follow my lead". The German Shepherd guy takes the lead and is immediately met by the host who says,

    "Sir, NYC prohibits dogs in bars and restaurants:. The German Shepherd guy, looking straight ahead says,
    "this is my Seeing Eye Dog". The host says, "sorry sir, by all means you may enter".

    The Chihuahua guys walks up and the hosts says, " sorry but NYC prohibits dogs in restaurants and bars.
    The Chihuahua guy, looking straight ahead says, "this is my seeing eye dog"' The host says sir " that is a chihuahua". The Chihuahua guy, looking straight ahead exclaimed! "Do you mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"
     
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