TRUE STORY - Trapshooting Related Hearing Loss #3

Roger, an 81 year old trapshooter, went to the doctor at his local Medical
Center to get his annual physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Roger walking down the street with a gorgeous tall young buxom blond on his arm.

The next day, the Doctor called Roger and said, "You're doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.', " Roger replied.

"Dammit, Roger, I didn't say that! I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!' "

 

ROGER IS 83, To late to be careful. Time to be cheerful. Roger C.

 

And nobody deserves it more than you!

 

I was helping a friend out who owned a car dealer, one day a Gentleman walked in and asked for a job so my Buddy Mark said to talk to the guy and let him know they are not hiring at this time ... I got to talking to the guy who was really a friendly guy, he said he went to GM's tech school and was a really good mechanic, that he has a family and came here from Saudi Arabia several years ago ... He was telling me all about life back home and he asked If I wanted to see pictures, to go along with him I said sure I'd like to see them ... He had pictures of miles and miles of nothing but barren sand and sand hills ... Then he showed me a picture of his camel in the back of his pick up truck and how valuable having a Camel is back in the desert, them he show me a picture of a lady and his camel, said this was his wife and his Camel and before I could keep it from coming out of my mouth I asked which one was his wife, he said the one with the Ear rings ... This is a true story ... WPT ... (YAC) ...