Husband and wife were have a nice quite dinner and the wife said to her husband that she had to confess to being unfaithful to him. He was shocked to say the least but he ask her to explain. She said, do you remember when we were 3 months behind on the mortgage and the bank wanted to foreclose? I had a meeting with banker and he extended the mortgage. Her husband said okay I can forgive you for that indiscretion. She said do you remember when you wanted that new Mustang Cobra and you were $500 short? I had a meeting with the salesmen and he dropped the price $500. Her husband said, you did that for me and I can forgive you. She then said, do you remember the time you were running for president of the golf club and you needed 73 votes to win the election?....
