Three Ladies at the Golf Course

Three ladies were playing golf at their Country Club one warm summer afternoon. As they were preparing to putt on the 16th hole, a man came running out of the trees beside them and streaked across the green. He was wearing nothing but a paper bag over his head with two eye holes cut out so he could see where he was going. The first thing the ladies noticed was the man's rather prominent private parts.

"Well! That man is certainly not my husband," said the first lady.

"Not mine, either," said the second lady.

After a pause, the third lady said, "Gosh, he's not even a member of the club."