The Old Friends(another "oldie")

Two old friends ran into each other at a big shoot out west a while back. They hadn't seen each other for quite some time so they had some catching up to do. After the usual small talk, they began to get a little bit more serious. Very discreetly, one old friend says to the other, "So, you been getting any on the side lately?"

The other one shook his head and said, "Damn, it's been so long since I've had any, I didn't know they'd moved it."