Jim and Bud are out in the deep Minnesota woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes rolled back in his head. Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Lard t'undering Jaysus!! I tink Bud is dead!! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence...........And then a gun shot is heard. Jim comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
