Two friends in Arizona where out bird hunting in the desert. One guy had to take a dump so he went over behind a large clump of sage brush, dropped his pants and squatted down and almost immediately was bitten by a rattlesnake. He jumps up and stumbles out of the sage brush yelling call 911. His friend ask what is wrong? A rattlesnake bit me on the end of my penis, it is swelling and hurts real bad. His friend calls 911 and explains the problem and request an ambulance. The 911 operator dispatches an ambulance. She then transfers the call to the local hospital emergency room. The ER doctor comes on the line and ask what is the problem? The guy explains that his friend has been bitten on the end of his penis by a rattlesnake. The ER doctor says he has good news and bad news, the good news is the ambulance should arrive in about 15 mins, the bad news is, if the poison is not sucked out of the wound in the next 5 minutes your friend will die and then hangs up. In the meantime his snake bit friend is moaning and squirming around, in obvious pain. He ask his friend what did the doctor say? ---- He said you were going to die.
