Simplified Trapshooter's Urine Test (STUT)

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by The Phantom, Oct 24, 2019.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    Simplified Trapshooter's Urine Test
    Go outside and pee in the garden.


    1.If ants gather: - Diabetes.

    2.If you pee on your feet: - Prostate.

    3. If it smells like a barbecue: - Cholesterol.

    4. If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - Osteoarthritis.

    5. If you go back inside with your dingaling hanging out: - Alzheimer's
     
    The Phantom, Oct 24, 2019
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