Long Life Betty was walking down the street and a voice said 'you are going to live a long life' she looked around and there was nobody in sight. She contines to walk and again she hears a voice say 'you are going to live a long life' again she looks around and no one in sight.So she says to herself, this must be God telling me that I'm going to have a long life. She's very happy. The next day she thinks about it and decides she needs to get herself fixed up. So she goes to a plastic surgeon and has a facelift, brow lift,breast lift, and tummy tuck. She is looking good. Six months later she is crossing the street and is run over by a car, it kills her. When Betty gets to the Golden Gates she ask St Peter if she can talk to God. St Peter says God is very busy but Betty insist on talking with God. Betty meets with God and reminds him that he told her she was going to have a long life and six months later is run over and killed. God says, 'sorry Betty I didn't recognize you'.
