Daughter e mailed about doing nothing useful

"Like sitting around drinking rum and coke isn't a
good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems
to be her favorite topic of conversation. She says
she is "only thinking of me," and suggested, I go
down to the Senior Centre and hang around with
some of the lads there.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a
prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had
joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, “Are you nuts? You're 79 years-old and
now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and
e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned
me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute
Club."

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five
jumps a week!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior isn't getting any easier, but sometimes
it can be fun.....