Bubba and Billy are walking down the street in Pittsburgh and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. “ Bubba says to his pal, “Billy, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take’em back to Dayton, sell ‘em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and won’t wanna sell that stuff to us.” They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Pennsylvania Dutch accent, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and…” The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from Ohio ain’t ya?” Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba….”How come you knowed that?” Because this is a dry cleaners”
