Banners on avatars NEW

You are going to need more space for KRE

Need to add NJ HOF recipient.

 

If there ever might be a banner entitled, "The Village Idiot," I'd feel right honored if you would bestow same on me. Sometimes I'll post stuff that's so stupid, I truly amaze myself.

I'm serious, I feel strongly that I have earned the title.

Respectfully,
The Phantom

 

Thanks Joe!

I don't care what all the other guys say about you behind your back, you're absolutely "Tits Up" with me!

All the best,

The Phantom

 

I'm very much into self-deprecating humor so if you can think of a funny banner for me, by all means give it to me and I'll wear it with pride!

 

Do you know what "tits-up" really means??

 

They don't call me "Village Idiot" for nothing.

[[To answer your question, yes. I do, however, enjoy bandying about certain phrases if I think I can fashion a clever 'double entendre.' The image of a statuesque blond standing at attention in a wet T-shirt on a chilly day comes to mind.]]

 

Merlo
The Forum Oracle

 

Can I get an Amen on 'dat?

 

Attn Admin and gang. Oracle is not appropriate for me as a banner. My information comes from many sources. You guys know whom you are. Unfortunately, I recently lost one of those sources. I am just the reporter. As always thanks to you guys in the trenches.

I report. You decide.
Merlo out

 

Would you kindly consider accepting a banner identifying you as our forum's "Flying Prognosticator"?

 

Wow, I had to look that one up. Thanks KR but I don't think it would be an appropriate title. My predictions are more like a WAG then anything else.

If I was that good I would know the Powerball numbers tomorrow and would be paying the expenses for all of us to go to South America for a week of dove hunting. Or maybe the world Pigeon shoot. Hell, I would even take that Dysinger guy along.

Thank you very much for the compliment but that title is a little too prestigious for the likes of me.

 

I for one appreciate your modesty but think it fits rather well.

What does the name Oracle mean?
The name Oracle is of Greek origin and means "Prophecy."

 

Certainly an interesting approach to language. So if I tell someone to FOAD or Eat My Shorts it can mean anything I want it to mean?

 

As Village Idiot, I am, by virtue of the Powers Vested in Me, granted wide literary license. So, Eat My Shorts, and after you're finished, you can FOAD.

 

So by Eat My Shorts you mean I should be thankful that Apollo 11 got back OK and I'll def FOAD and not let the steaks on the barbie cook too long.

 

I like the way you think!

From time to time, I, in my official capacity, will require leaves of absence. If you would like, I will nominate you as my "First Alternate."

The Phantom
(AKA "Village Idiot")