All the organs of the body were having a meeting

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  1. Old1Eye

    Old1Eye Old 1 Eye

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
    Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
    "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
    "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
    "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
    "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
    I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
    And insulted him,
    So in a huff, he shut down tight.
    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
    The stomach was bloated,
    The legs got wobbly,
    The eyes got watery,
    And the blood was toxic..
    They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
    .
    The Moral of the story?
    Even though the others do all the work...
    An Arse Hole is usually in charge