Johnny pulled into a crowded parking lot at his local Walmart store and rolled down his car windows, to make sure his new female Pit Bull puppy had plenty of fresh air. The puppy was stretched out on the back seat, and Johnny wanted to impress upon her that she must remain safely there. As Johnny walked to the curb backwards, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, “now you must stay. Do you hear me? Stay!” A few steps further, Johnny called out, “Stay! Stay!” The driver of a nearby Red Ford Mustang Convertible, a very pretty and desirable young blonde, gave Johnny a strange look as she shook her head in disbelief and said. “Why don’t you just put your car in Park?”
Johnny still is in grade school. But he's 26 years old, has a Pit Bull puppy and shops at WalMart, which could suggest that a wise man can still be a fool.
