The Black Telephone

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  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    (An email from my favorite cousin)

    The Black Telephone


    When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our

    neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The

    shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the

    telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

    Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an

    amazing person. Her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing she

    did not know. Information Please could supply anyone's number and the

    correct time.

    My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my

    mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the

    basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain was terrible, but

    there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give

    sympathy. I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally

    arriving at the stairway.

    The telephone! Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it

    to the landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in the parlor and held

    it to my ear.

    "Information, please," I said into the mouthpiece just above my head.

    A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.

    "Information."

    "I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough

    now that I had an audience..

    "Isn't your mother home?" came the question.

    "Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.

    "Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.

    "No, "I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."

    "Can you open the icebox?" she asked.

    I said I could.

    "Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the

    voice.

    After that, I called "Information Please" for everything. I asked her for

    help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was. She helped

    me with my math. She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park

    just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.

    Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called, "Information

    Please," and told her the sad story. She listened, and then said things

    grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not consoled. I asked her, "Why

    is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families,

    only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"

    She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, " Wayne , always

    remember that there are other worlds to sing in."

    Somehow I felt better.

    Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."

    "Information," said in the now familiar voice.

    "How do I spell fix?" I asked.

    All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest . When I was

    nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston . I missed my friend

    very much.

    "Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow

    never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the

    hall. As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations

    never really left me.

    Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of

    security I had then. I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind

    she was to have spent her time on a little boy.

    A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle I

    had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the

    phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then without thinking what I was

    doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, "Information Please."

    Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.

    "Information."

    I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you please tell me

    how to spell fix?"

    There was a long pause. Then came the soft-spoken answer, "I guess your

    finger must have healed by now."

    I laughed, "So it's really you," I said. "I wonder if you have any idea how

    much you meant to me during that time?"

    "I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me. I never

    had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."

    I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I

    could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.

    "Please do," she said. "Just ask for Sally."

    Three months later I was back in Seattle .

    A different voice answered, "Information."

    I asked for Sally.

    "Are you a friend?" she said.

    "Yes, a very old friend," I answered.

    "I'm sorry to have to tell you this," she said. "Sally had been working part

    time the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago."

    Before I could hang up, she said, "Wait a minute, did you say your name was

    Wayne?"

    "Yes." I answered.

    “Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case you called.

    Let me read it to you.”

    The note said, "Tell him there are other worlds to sing in. He'll know what

    I mean."

    I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.

    __________________________________________________________

    Never underestimate the impression you may make on others.

    Life is a journey... NOT a guided tour.

    Life is short; drink the good wine first.
     
  2. Maser

    Maser ∞ Based ∞

    We have such a lack of direct interaction with people nowadays. Technology has made life easier for us, but it comes at the cost of almost being a curse.
     
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  3. Flyersarebest

    Flyersarebest Moderator Founding Member Forum Leader

    Thanks Phantom
     
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  4. The Phantom

    The Phantom Village Idiot Village Idiot Forum Leader

    You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it.