Holy Crap batman! They were the ones offering to pay the $300 right?? There isn't enough liquor in the world to get me drunk enough to get within a mile of them. LOL
For $300, they will do anything you want, pick them up and have them paint your house ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
The one on the left looks like the one that tried to move in my room at the fabulous Tahitian Motel a few years ago. My charming wife said go for it but whatever she has I couldn't bring back to her. Discretion is the better part of valor so I politely told her to go away. That was our last stay at the Tahitian in FL.
They will do anything you want for $300, pick them up and have them paint the house ... WPT ... (YAC) ...