I was standing at the bar in the VFW one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up and grabbed my behind ans said "you are kind of cute" You got a phone number? I said yeah, do you have a pen? She said "yeah I do have a pen" I said "you had better get back in it before the farmer misses you". Cost me a black eye and three stitches. But at 80 years old..........Who cares. Roger C.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
I was talking to a young lady in the VFW last night. She said. If you lost a few pounds had a shave and got your hair cut, you would look all right. I told her if did that I would be talking to your nice looking friend over there in stead of you. Cost me a fat lip, but when your 80 years old who cares. Roger C. PS I think I will stay out of the VFW for a while.
Roger, you must go to the VFW a lot. I will be down to Mesa next week and then to the spring grand for a day ( not sure what day yet ) may be I will get a chance to see you, It has been a along time.
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Ken, Sounds like a plan. I will be there for the whole shoot. Come in to where the trophies are handed out. Barb helps Jerry out with the trophy desk. Roger C.
I was telling a woman in the club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really" she said," Go on then... try After about a min. of fondling she began to loose patience and said "come on, what day was I born?" I said "yesterday" Cost me a kick in the crotch, but when your 80________ who cares? Roger C.
My trap shooting buddy got caught peeing in the swimming pool today. When the life guard hollered at him he almost fell in. but what the heck, when you 80 who cares. Roger C.
Went to the VFW while at the spring grand in Tucson. A fat lady was dancing on a table. I said good legs, she smiled and said do you think so. I said they certainly are most tables would have collapsed by now. Cost me 6 more stitches but at 80 who cares. Roger C.
When you are having a really day, just remember some where there is a Mr. Pelosi. Your day will not seem nearly as bad. Roger C.
