Three women entered a contest to swim to Santa Monica from Catalina Island. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and one a blond. After 12 hours swimming the brunette staggered on shore and was declared the winner. Thirty minutes late the redhead crawled ashore and was declared the second place finisher. Four hours later the blond finally finished and collapsed at the finish line. She was asked why it took her so long to complete the race. She replied, I don`t want to sound like a sore loser but I think those other two girls were using their arms!
