Never Drive While Drunk

Discussion in 'Joke of the day!' started by Dave320c, Dec 19, 2018.

  1. Dave320c

    Dave320c Mega Poster

    Went to my favorite bar last night, the Swallows Inn. Had a few to many to drink, and was advised to take a taxi home.
    I did just that, and it was a pleasant journey back to the house.
    If you need a taxi ride, let me know, its in my garage.
     
    Dave320c, Dec 19, 2018
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  2. Dale Wolff

    Dale Wolff New Member

    lol
     
    Dale Wolff, Apr 19, 2019
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  3. Dave S

    Dave S Active Member

    If you know someone who was killed by a drunk driver this ain't funny.
     
    Dave S, Apr 20, 2019
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  4. Passport

    Passport Well-Known Member Founding Member

    I don’t think the op meant any disrespect.
    It’s hilarious
     
    Passport, Jun 2, 2019
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  5. mudpack

    mudpack Mega Poster Founding Member

    I know two people who were killed by a drunk driver.
    It's funny.
     
    mudpack, Dec 7, 2019
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  6. coyote.223

    coyote.223 Active Member

    You too the words right out my mouth, LOL.
     
    coyote.223, Dec 10, 2019
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