JOKE: Charmin is making a new Toilet paper

Discussion in 'Off Topic!' started by dr.longshot, Jun 28, 2015.

  1. dr.longshot

    dr.longshot Grudge Match Champion Founding Member Forum Leader Grudge Match Champion

    Charmin Extra Coarse Toilet Paper, w/ATA Sparta Lease Agreement printed on 1,000 sheets to get all writings. Vaseline is also making a new product, to ease the painful wipes.Called Spartaline.
    They both have an September 1st Expiration Date.

    Gary Bryant Dr.longshot
     
    dr.longshot, Jun 28, 2015
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  2. Dr Short shot

    Dr Short shot I Luv Sparta

    Gary, What is the name of this new Toilet paper? Is It Bryant's 3 Holer Paper. Guaranteed to wipe out all of them Wide Angles. Just like our Forefathers Used.
     
    Dr Short shot, Aug 23, 2015
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